Another insta-classic rant...

... courtesy of Lawdog.

Here's a mere sample:

Who the hell was the jackass that gave your vomitous mass -- spewed forth onto a handy rock by some nauseated, parasitic flatworm -- a birth certificate?

It just gets better from there. This one is hilarious on the scale of Chevy Chase's character's rant in "Christmas Vacation."

Nobody deserves it more than Mr. Stone.