Too much spare time...

... yeah, this guy has it ... Hilarious, nonetheless. This was probably the dude you knew in middle school who would eat anything if it'd gross out the girls.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Teaser:

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.)Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.

Might wanna wait 'till a couple hours after dinner to click that link...